have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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