Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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