dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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