singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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