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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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