no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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