i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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