He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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