I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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