D3 body, D1 cock
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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