Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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