You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he fucked my hip out of place.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Randomize
