i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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