she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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