I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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