Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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