So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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