i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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