Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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