butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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