their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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