its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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