I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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