Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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