Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
i now understand why vodka
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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