my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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