There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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