We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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