Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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