yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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