I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Can you bring me the toilet please
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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