I don't think brook has ever known best
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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