But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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