True but thats because hes a fetus.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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