Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
we should paint friendship bongs
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