Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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