so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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