Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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