The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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