yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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