They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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