The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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