im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
