He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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