And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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