I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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