Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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