So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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