Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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