Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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