I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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