You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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