Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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