Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
