brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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