If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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