How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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