i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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