AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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